10 Pathan Aik Kashti Mai Sawar
10 Pathan Aik Kashti Mai Sawar Thay K Achanak Kashti Ruk Gai
Aur Sab Doob Gae!
Pata Hai Kaise?
Pathan They Na Sab Dhakka Dene Utar Gaye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 558 views
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