Pagal Dentist Se
Pagal dentist se:
kya dard k baghair daant nikaal lete ho?
Dr: nahi
Pagal: Main nikal leta hn.
Dr: wo kaise?
Pagal: Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee ;)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 659 views
Similar Jokes
Patient: Doctor ap ko yakeen hai k mujhay
Namoonia (pneumonia) hai, kyun k pichlay dino aik
doctor meri friend ka Namoonia ka ilaaj karta raha
aur woh Typhoid say mar gayi.
Munna: Haan ray meray ko akha yaqeen hai, tu
namoonia say hi maray ga.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Husband Makes a Glass of Whisky & asks wife: Lo Pio isko!
Wife tastes & says: Chhi, Kitni karvi hay!
Husband: Aur tu sochti hay K mein Roz Ayyashi Karta hun!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts
n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess why this odd combination?
Salman Khan is coming and he does not need shirts.
What will a mother tell her son who is sleeping on a footpath and refuses to get up?
Uth ja beta uth ja, nei toh Salman aajayega!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Train me 2 aadmi safar kar rahe the..
1st- Kahan se arahe ho?
2nd- Lahore se
... 1st- Wahan se to main bhi araha hun... Lahore me kahan se arahe ho?
2nd- Iqbal town
1st- Wahan se to main bhi araha hun ye batao Iqbal town me kahan se arahe ho?
2nd- Street 2 se...
1st- Wahan se to main bhi araha hun ye batao street 2 se kis ke ghar se arahe ho?
2nd- Basheer sahab ke ghar se
1st- Wahaan se to main bhi araha hun aacha ye batao kahaan jaa rahe ho?
Aas paas ke musafiron ne tang aake kaha akhir tum dono ho kaun??
Dono bole- Hum dono bhai hain, ,,, time pass kar rahe hai..... app kahan say hen?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi Ek GHODI.
Wah Wah
Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi Ek GHODI.
Phir Bhage Tum
Aur RAB NE BANA DI JODI. :-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan ne Najaiz Ghar Banaya:
Kisi ne Mashwara diya k Ghar k Bahar Chalking kardo ta kay Police samjhay k Purana Ghar hai.
Pathan ne Deewar pe likha...
ANAAR KALI KO REHA KARO.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Dr to 86 yrs Old man: Dekhiye,is umar me,Jawan
Ladki se romance
karna,Maut ka kaaran ban sakta hai.
OLD man:I dont care! agar marti hai to mar jaye!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ISHQ Me DOLAT Sari Na Luta Dena..
Mummy Papa Ka Maan Mitti Me Na Mila Dena..
Ghar Se Jo Mily Hen Paise Sabzi K Liye Beta,,
Bazar Ja K Girlfriend Ka RECHARGE Na Kera Dena..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)