Master G Apne Student Se: Koi Ashqi Wala Sher Sunao.

Student:
Mota Marta Moti pe, Bhukha Marta Roti pe,

Master G Ki 2 Betiyan, Main Marta Choti pe.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 552 views

Santa ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha

Santa ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha

Aadmi : Kyu maar rahe ho?
Sasur : Meinie ise Hospital se SMS kiya.

Tum baap ban gaye ho. Isne apne sare friends ko forward kar diya!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Faqeer: pehle aap 10 eupe dete the

Faqeer: Pehle Aap 10 Rupe Dete They,
Phir 5, Ab 1 Rupya Kyu?
Aadmi Pehle Mein Kunwara Tha,
Phir Shadi Ki, Ab Bache Hein....
Faqeer: Bohot Khoob,
Matlab Mery Paison Sy Ayashian.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Biwi Pyar Se Boli

SARDAR: Office Ja Rha Tha. Biwi Pyar Se Boli: See U In The Evening.

SARDAR Gusse Se: Dhamki Kise De Rhi Hai, Mai B Tujhe Dekh Loonga.":-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

What is an island ?

TEACHER : What is an island ?
Pupil : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.

TEACHER :On one side ?
Pupil : Yes, on top !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

How to pass?

A uni student failed in his final presentation on the basis, "of not giving a logical conclusion"..
He said to teacher :
Sir, I will ask u 3 questions, if u do not answer , u have to give me "A-1Grade".
Q1: What is Legal, but not logical?
Q2: What is logical but not legal?
Q3: What is neither logical nor legal?
Teacher could not answer.
He gave A-1 Grade to him.
After that student answered.
1.Sir, u r 58 yrs old and ur wife is 22 years old. this is legal but not logical.
2.your wife has a 20 yrs old boy friend, it's not legal but not logical.
3.u gave ur wife's lover A-1 Grade,
thats neither logical nor legal.

by Raju (few years ago!)