Ashqi Wala Sher Sunao
Master G Apne Student Se: Koi Ashqi Wala Sher Sunao.
Student:
Mota Marta Moti pe, Bhukha Marta Roti pe,
Master G Ki 2 Betiyan, Main Marta Choti pe.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1279 views
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