Pathan English sekny obama k pas gia
Pathan English sekny obama k pas gia 3month bad waps aya to pthn ko obama ka phone aya
Pathan: hi obama hw r u?
Obama: yaara tum english ch0ro nswaar bhej0!…
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 857 views
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