papu ne loan lia
Pappu ne car li loan pe, loan nahi chuka pane se bank wale car utha ke
le gaye
Pappu rote hue, 'Pehle pata hota to
shadi bhi loan le ke karta'.
by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!) / 1036 views
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