Judge: Do you accept that you stole money from him?
Man: No my lord, he give it to me.
Judge: when did he give you?
Man: when I showed him the gun…

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!) / 862 views

Husband Wife ja rhe the

Husband Wife ja rhe the. Raste main Gadha (ass) Mila.

Wife: Tumhare Ristedar hai, Namaste to karo.

Funny Husband: Namaste SASURJI

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Little Missy, do you know

Mother: Little Missy, do you know what happens to girls who always tattle on other kids or spread lies about them?

Little Missy: Sure, they grow up to be rich gossip columnists...!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A peaceful death

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my
Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like
the passengers in his car.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Son: Mom

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning,he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mutahin Saheb aik lamhey kay liye

Mutahin Saheb aik lamhey kay liye kamra imtehan se baher gaye wapis aaye to dekha keh imtahan dene waley chand bachey aik doosrey kay sath baith kar aapus main batein karrahey hain. Mutahin nay foran qareeb aakar poocha yeh kia ho raha hai. Aapni aapni jagha se kiun uth kar yahan aagaye ho? Percha aapas main batain ker ke kiun ker rahe ho.
Bachon mein se aik ne jawab dia hamarey sir ne kaha tha kay har kam aapas mein mil jul kar karna chahiye.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)