Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 547 views

Load sheding

Pakistan Mein 1
Bar Phir
MAH-E-L0AD-SHEDING ka
CHAND Nzr Aa
Gya Hy
AWAM Qurbani
k Lye Tayar Ho Jaen.
"WAPDA"

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Sindhi And His Car

A Sindhi, after parking his car, opens the door and a car comes by and tears the door off. He looks at his friend sitting next to him and exclaims, "My Mercedes! ... My mercedes! ... My mercedes!"

His friend looks at him and says, "You Sindhi's are all alike. All you're worried about is material things. You never even noticed that your arm is gone!"

To which the Sindhi cries, "My Rollex! ... My Rollex! ... My Rollex!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar

Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare.

Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola…

Sahebji, sahebji kutte’ji’ ne murgi’ji’ ko pakar liya hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 larky ko larki se pyar ho gya

1 larky ko larki se pyar ho gya lekin larki ne usy thukra dia

Larky ne kaha tum 10din k andar mujh se muhbbat ka iqrar kro gi

Or larka din rat barish main dhoop main us k ghar k samne khara raha

9 din k bad larki ko waqae larky ki muhbbat ka ahsas ho gaya us ne socha suba pyar ka iqrar krun gi lekin jab wo larky ko milne gyi to larka usy wahan na mila or 1 kaghz mila jis par likha tha

Tere chakkr main teri behan set ho gyi hai

Sorry Baji…..:-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela

Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela Note ke oper lekha tha “EID MUBARAK” .
Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha, owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola “KHAIR MUBARAK”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)