Shadi tm se karon ga.

Girl:meri maan ko tum bahut pasnd ho.
Larka:sharmate howe
kuch bi ho jae hum shadi tum se kare ga

maan ko kaho mujhe bool jae.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 756 views
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