Can u think k
Can u think k
"2+5=11"
kaise aye?
Socho-Socho
Nahi maluum?
Thora aur dimag lagao
Abhi bhi nahi?
OK let me tell u k
kaise aye
"GHALTI SE"
by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 815 views
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