Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli

Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli,

Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO?

Son: Mom Ap Ne khud hI To Kaha tHa k gHr atay huay cheeni Letay Aana

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 795 views
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