Driver: Car sheshay ki bottle pr char

Gae ur Punture ho gae

Major Rohail: Tume sheshay ki bottle

Nazar nhi aai?

Driver: Sab bottle ek admi ki jaib main thi

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 649 views

student life

Son: Dad why did you put your thumb impression on my Result Card instead of Sign?
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Father: I don't want to surprise your teacher to think that anyone with your marks can have father who can read and right

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

2 admi motor cycle par pankha

2 admi motor cycle par pankha ly kar ja rahe they ,

Ek sardar ne dekh liya or 500 ki texi karwai or un ke pichey lag gya, Kuch fasle par un ko roka or donon ko 1,1 lagai or bola,

bijli agy nai labdi tusi
sakootaran te vi pakhey laey hoay ney!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mene Hathi K Samne 12 Apple Rakhe

Bacha:
Mene Hathi K Samne 12 Apple Rakhe
Usne 11 Khaye Aik Q Nhi Khaya?

Aadmi:
Hathi Ka Pait Bhr Gya Hoga.

Bacha:
Nhi
12wa Apple Plastic Ka Tha.

Acha Dubara Mene Hahti K Samne
12 Apple Rakhe To Us Ne Aik B Nhi Khaya Q?

Aadmi:
Saare
Apple Plastic K Honge.

Bacha:
Nhi Galat
Is Dafa Hathi Plastic Ka Tha.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Income Tax Aur Caller-Tune Mein Kya Similarity

Question: “Income Tax Aur Caller-Tune Mein Kya Similarity Hai?”

Answer: “Dono Ka Paisa Hum Bharte Hai, Maza Koi Aur Leta Hai.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

kun dil tum say milna chahtay hain

Q dil tum se milna chahte hy?
Q dil tum ko dykhana chahta hy?
Q dil tum se bt krna chahta hy?
QK
“Dil to bacha hy g”
or Bacho ko cartoon pasand hen..;-)

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)