Train me laloo ne apna trunk upar samaan rakhne vali jagah par rakh diya. Neeche Mayavati baithi thi.

Mayawati: Lalooji, apna samman kahi or rakho, mere sirr pe gir jaega.

Funny Lalu: Koi baat nahi behanji, iss me tutne vali koi cheez nahi hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 979 views

Sincere Apology

Sincere Apology: If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Bagla

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he, ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?

Circuit:- aray simple Bhai, bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher:"Can you see God

Teacher:"Can you see God.. ??
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Class:"No
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Teacher:"Can you touch God.. ??
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Class:"No
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Teacher:"Then there is no God!
(few minutes later)
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Pappu:"Sir, can you see your brain.. ??
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Teacher:"No
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Pappu:"Can you touch your brain..??
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Teacher:"No
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Pappu:"Oho ok, So you have no brain.. :p :O :D

Teacher Shocked Pappu Rocked

Students Thoko Like....;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Station Jany K Kitne Paise Logay?

Pathan: Station Jany K Kitne Paise Logay?
Ricksha Wala: 50

Pathan: 20 Lelo

Ricksha Wala: 20 Main Kon Le Ker Jayega.

Pathan: Tum Peeche Betho Hum Le K Jayega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

dr kay band clinic kay agay

dr kay band clinic kay agay lambi linr lagi hui thi

1 sardar bar-bar line main ghusta log usko pakar kay peechay phenk detay

sardar: lagay raho lagay raho salon main bhi aaj clinic nhgi kholon gaa.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)