Main tumhari yaad mein

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?

Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 669 views
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