Grl:mat kr picha mera,1din pchtyga,bahr collage k tu samose ka thela lgyega

boy:tu mt thukra mere pyr ko,1din pchtygi usi thele pe brtan manjti tu b nazr aygi..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 974 views

Pappu Ne Sadak Pe

Pappu Ne Sadak Pe Chalti Ek Ladki Ko Offer Marne Ke Liye Bola

Pappu: “Aaa Janeman Mere Dil Mein Aaja”

Ladki: “Chappal Utaru Kya?”

Pappu: “Chal Pagli, Ye Koi Mandir Thode Hai, Aisi Hi Aaja“

by Saif5476 (few years ago!)

hospital joke

patient : doctor,doctor lizard entered in my ear. doctor : when? patient : morning eight o clock doctor. doctor : now 12 O clock why you have not come to me for treatment? patient doctor i thought that lizard will caught the cockrooch which was entered at early morning 4 O clock.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

A burglar

A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

2+2 kitne hote hain?

1st Pathan: 2+2 kitne hote hain?

2nd: Tummhe pata nai mjhe Social Studies nhi aati.

1st: Per main ne to Islamiat ka sawal pocha hy.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Sardar Ko Blood Ki Zarrorat

Ik amir Sardar ko heart surgery ke liye blood ki zarrorat thi.

Ik garib Bania us ko blood donate karta hai. Sardar usko 5 crore ka inam deta hai.

Sardar ko ik bar fir blood ki zarrorat padti hai. Bania badi khushi se usko fir blood donate karta hai. Iss bar Sardar usko ik Cadburies Chocolate gift karta hai.

Bania kaaran poochta hai.

Sardar: Ab meri body me bhi Bania ka khoon dor raha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)