Tum konsi soap use kerte ho?
Ramu: tum kaunsi soap use karte ho?
Banta: Main Santa Soap, Santa Paste aur Santa
Shampoo use karta hoo
Ramu: wo kya international brand hai kya?
Banta: nahi, santa mera room mate hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 575 views
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