Me Bada Ho K
Beta-
Me Bada Ho K
Air Force Me Jaunga
Maa-
Mujhe Kaise Pata Chalega
K Ye Mere Bete Ka Plane He?
Beta- Me Guzarte Waqt
Ghar Pe BOMB Fek Dunga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 836 views
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Doosra Gadha : To tu bhaag kyun nahin jaata ?
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Bas issi umeed mein betha hoon.
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Semi Final:
PAKISTAN VS NEWZELAND
Newzeland: 330/10
Pakistan: 335/7 49.3 Overs
Congrats
Pakistan has won the match by three wiskets
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Peshawar mai aik din pehle match nazar aa gaya....
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan ka interview tha..
Sawal aya : English me translate kero,
"Me nokri k liye bohat ummeed se hun".
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by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Pati:Ab Jhagda Band Bhi Karo
Mai Shanti Ke Sath Rehna Chahta Hu
Patni: Ha, Jaao
Mai Bhi Shyam Ke Sath Rehna Chahti hu..
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Amrican siri paey kha rahe the.
Amrecan k hath me bakre ki zuban aa gai
amrican:what is this?
Pathan:o ani da this is language
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Nurse: Mubarak Ho Khan Sab
Aap K Ghar Larka Peda Hua Hai
Pathan : O Mera Khuda
Ye Kesa Technology Hai,
B.V Mera Hospital Main Hai
Or Bacha Ghar Peda Hua Hay
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Interviewer Let Me Check Your English
Interviewer: Let Me Check Your English,
Tell Me The Opposite Of Good ?
Sardar: Bad
Interviewer: Come ?
Sardar: Go
Interviewer: Ugly ?
Sardar: Pichlli
Interviewer: PICHLLI?
Sardar: UGLY
Interviewer: Shut Up
Sardar: Keep Talking
Interviewer: Ok Now Stop It
Sardar: Ok Now Carry On
Interviewer: Abay Chup Ho Ja….Chup ho ja….Chup ho jaa
Sardar: Abe Bolta Reh….Bolta Rah….Bolta Reh
Interviewer: Are yaar
Sardaar: Are Dushman
Interviewer: Get Out
Sardar: Come In
Interviewer: U r Rejected
Sardaar: I m Selected…Bale Bale…
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)