Pathan Bike chala raha tha

Pathan Bike chala raha tha
Pathan PRAD0 wale se:
Kabi Bike dekha hy?
PRAD0 wala: mJa apna kaam kr
Pathan phr PRAD0 k brabar aya or bola: Kabi Bike
dekha hy?
PRADO wala:
Pagal hy kya meri 40 lakh ki gari or muje Bike se
jala raha hy!
Kuch dair baad PRADO wale ne dekha Bike udhar
pari hy or pathan kahin para hy
PRADO wala: Ye kya hua?
Pathan: Kabi bike dekha hy?
PRADO wala ghusse se bola:
Han dekhi hy bol ab?
Pathan:
Iska BREAK kidhar hota hy?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 985 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Sardar Was Sleeping

Sardar Was Sleeping In His
Bed Room With His Wife










Why Are You Scrolling Down
So Fast Let Him Sleep With His Wife

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A sardar was running with his pregnent wife

A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Masaledaar dinner

American ne India ka masaledaar dinner liya,Agli
subah toilet se nikalte hi bola,Ab samjha Indians Q
paani se dhote Hai,Tissue paper to aag pakad
lega....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Chicken And Waiter

One day pappu went 2 hotel for dinner, ordered chicken and waiter comes with the order.

Pappu: Murge ki taange kahan gayi bhai?

Waiter: Sir, Murga langda tha….

Pappu: Aur Dil kahan gaya?

Waiter: Sir, Murgi ne chura liya….

Pappu: Abey toh Dimaag toh hona chahiye?

Waiter: Sir, actually murga SARDAR tha…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek dehaati bhaga bhaga

Ek dehaati bhaga bhaga angrez tourist key paas pohancha or bola, “Meri bhens bhaag gyee hey, aap ney to nahi dekhi?”

Agnrez: O I See…

Dehati: Aai si tey phari kyun nahi?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
main pee kr nahin behktaa

Mein Pee Kar Nahi Behakta, Usey Dekh Kar Behakta Hoon,,
.
.

.
.,
Itna Bta. Sharab Haram Hui Ya WO?

Ammi ka jawab :

Sharab Haram he, aur wo

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Fax Machine Fun

Manager: “Do you know anything about this fax-machine?”

Executive: “A little. What’s wrong sir?”

Manager: “Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened.”

Executive: “How did you load the sheet?”

Manager: “I didn’t want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded it so only the recipient would open it and read it.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Swiming Pool

Film director ne hiro se kaha - tumko 100 fit ki uchai se swiming pool me chhalang lagani hai.

Hero- lekin mujhe tairna nahi ata,mai dub jaunga.

Director- chinta wali koi baat nahi hai, pool me pani nahi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Musafir (Gard se): gard saheb kia gari chalne mein itna waqt

Musafir (Gard se): gard saheb kia gari chalne mein itna waqt hai keh main chaye pi aayon.
Gard: is kay yakeen dilane kay liye mein khud aap ke sath chal sakta hon chaye pine kay liye.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Kitne admi they?

Gabbar : Kitne admi they?
Sambha : Sardar 2

Gabbar : Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba : Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai



Gabbar : Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba : 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.

Gabbar : To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba : Beech mein koi nahi aata

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia

prove

A Pathan was asked in jail

BOY TO GIRL

Ek choha sharab ke glass main

computer teacher to sadar

Sir Mene Khabar Ko

Excellent Road sentence

Have you noticed that most

Boy is purposing

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook