Shadi kehte hain

Shohar:ye hipnotize karna kia hota hai?
Bv:kisi ko apne qaboo me kar k marzi ka kam karana.
Shohar:chal jhooti use to shadi kehte hain.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 764 views
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Kurri jawan hi gai A,

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