apny peo dy viaah ty nhe

Airhostess: Sir ap kia lain gy?

pathan: Milk badam, kheer,pakora, tandori chicken wid naan & niswar

Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz ty aaye ho apny peo dy viaah ty nhe

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 525 views
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