Miss:agr apna character acha karna ho to apni har teacher ko maan samjho
student:lakin miss is se to hamare abu ka character kharab ho jae ga

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 900 views

Santa Drinking n driving dono

Santa: Drinking n driving dono nalo naal nai ho sakde.
Banta: Y?

Santa: Je speed breaker aa gaya taa peg dul jau.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wo Konsi ek Baat hai jo

Q:Wo Konsi ek Baat hai jo Hazaroon Saal Pehle bhi Students kehte the,Aj b Kehte hen Or Qayamat tak Kahngay?

Ans:Bus Kal se Parhai Start.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Cat Technical Support Problems

This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular customer had an old console-type machine with a print head that would ride back and forth on a spiral shaft. They also had a big bushy cat who liked to sit on the edge of the printer next to the operator.

Well, one day we got a service call that said, "Cat caught in machine, come quick!"

When I arrived I saw everyone sitting around mending their various wounds, scratches and contusions. No sight of the cat. It appears that while they were running the machine the cat was twirling his tail in his usual fashion and stuck it down into the printer at the most inopportune time and got sucked in! Apparently, the cat absolutely freaked out and clawed at everyone who came close. They finally freed the cat, and to this day, the cat goes nowhere near the machine.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Height of laziness

HEIGHT OF LAZINESS:

Boy: Papa 1 glass pani de do

papa: khud le lo.

BOY: plz de do na

Papa: Ab manga to thapar maronga.

Boy : Thapr marne aao to pani lete aana

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

bhikari- ae bhai 1rupaya dede

bhikari- ae bhai 1rupaya dede,3din se bhookha hu

santa-3 din se bhookha hai to1rupaye ka kya karega?

b- wajan tolunga kitna ghat gaya hai!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)