Sachhe Pyar Ki Kadar Kahan Hai Aajkal
Ek Ladka Apni Girl-friend Ko Shaadi Ke Liye Raazi Kar Raha Hota Hai,
Ladka: “Mere Paas Apne Dost Jaisi Car To Nahi Par Tumhe Apni Palkon Pe Bitha Ke Ghumaunga,
Mere Paas Us Jaisa Bada Bangla To Nahi Par Tumhe Apne Dil Mein Jagah Dunga
Mere Paas Us Ke Jitne Paise To Nahi Par Main Mehnat Kar Ke Khilaunga,
Aur Tumhe Kya Chahiye?”
Ladki: “Dimag Ki Maa Bahan Mat Kar, Apne Us Dost Ka Number De“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1377 views
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For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:
"You are not getting older. You are just getting better."
Asked how he wanted the message arranged, he said, "Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top and 'You are just getting better' at the bottom."
It wasn't until the good doctor was ready to serve the cake that he discovered that the cake read:
"YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP.
YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .
Then, what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Baap: Afsoos ke tum imtihan mai fail hogaye !!
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Beta: Kia karta, sary sawal sood par tay, owr sood haram hai !
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Wo Kaam Jo Bary Bary
AALIM Na Kr Skay, Aik
Machar Ny Kr Dia.
Lahore Ki Ladies Ko
Adhi Aasteen Sy Pori
Aasteen, Takne Sy
Neechay Shalwar Phr
Socks Tak Pehn Ny Per
Majboor Kr Dia. Karachi,
Multan & Islamabad
Walio Sudhar Jao Ab
Tumhari Baari Hai
(Molvi Dengue.)
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Terey Merey
Pyaar Ka
Aisa Nataa Hai,
Dekh K SURAAT Teri ;***; x(@..@)x “(—)”
Mujhko
KHOAF AATA HAI..:-
Ammiiiii…… Bhaaoøwww”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Law professor:
“Which is the most important law of finance
for starting a new business?”
student:
“father in law”.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar Doctor Ke Paas Gaya,Doctor: Tum Duniya Ke Pehle Aadmi Ho Jo Pregnant Ho.Sardar Rote Hue: Main Logo Ko Kya Muh Dikhaunga, Meri To Abhi Shadi Bhi Nahi Hui.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Three Friends After Exam.
Lucky: Yaar I dont know anything, I left the paper blank.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Sh!t yaar, Teacher will think that we 3 have Copied.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar got a job in AIRTel
custmr: Hello my AIRTEL sim loked what 2Do?
Srd: y don take tention remove airtel sim put
BSNL,thank u 4caling
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa : Meri biwi mujhe chorr ke chali gayi.
Banta : Tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga.
Santa : Arre yaar…Sagi behen ki tarah rakhta tha usko!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)