A history joke

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 589 views
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"Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, flicking his tail.

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Ustad Pathan se:

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Sham ko jb malik aaya to us ne deakha k phatan ne sirf ek namak dani namak se bhari hai.

Malik guse se bola: Hudd haraam ho tum.

Phatan: Kocchaa hm kya krta is ka soorakh hi boht chhota thaa.

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