Qurbani zaya na jae
Boy:aae bewafa to ne dil jala dia.dil ko jala k tun ne rakh bana dia
girl:teri ye qurbani raigan nai jae gi,rakh idhar bhej de bartan dhone k kam aye gi.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 561 views
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Santa-aapko ye batane ke liye ki main bhuka nai mar raha..
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akhir bola, mujhe afsos hai apko koi kapra pasand nahi aaya
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Aurat: Koi baat nahi mai to wese bhi sabzi lene aayi thi :P:P
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Khuda kry kisi ko muhbat mai judai na mily,
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.wah wah
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Or jo mujy msg na kary usy srdi mai razai na mily…
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