A leopard went to see an optometrist because he thought he needed an eye exam.

"Every time I look at my wife," he worriedly told the optometrist, "I see spots before my eyes."

"So what's to worry about?" replied the doctor. "You're a leopard, aren't you?"

"What's that got to do with anything?" replied the patient.

"My wife is a zebra.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1000 views

Pathan

Teacher : 2 main se 2 nikle to kia bacha ?
Pathan : hum ko sawal samjh nahin aya.
Teacher : tumhare pas 2 rotiyan thi , tum ne in ko kha liya abhi tumhare pas kya bacha ?
Pathan : saalan .

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

why r all these people running?

Sardar-
why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

The Story behind "Ladies First"

The Story behind "Ladies First"

Long ago, a man and woman were madly in love, They wanted to marry. parents did't approve. They decided to suicide together & planned to jump from mountain. The man couldn't bear to see his sweet heart fall. he convinced her that he will jump first. He jumped.

The woman never jumped.
Thereafter, all men decided
"LADIES FIRST" :-D

by lescol (few years ago!)

Dil To Bacha Hai Jee

1 Larki Se 1 Larke Ne Dil Manga

To Larki Ne Kaha Kal Dungi
Next Day Larki Apne Sath Bacha Le Kar Ai

Or Larke Ko De Diya

Larke Ne Pucha Ye Kyun…?
To Larki Ne Kaha

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.

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Dil To Bacha Hai Jee

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan: Doctor Sahib chashma lga k hum Akhbar parh sake ga na?
.
Doctor: Haan, bilkul...!
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Pathan: Phir theek hy.
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Warna un-parh ki zindgi b koi zindgi hy

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)