A leopard went to see an optometrist because he thought he needed an eye exam.

"Every time I look at my wife," he worriedly told the optometrist, "I see spots before my eyes."

"So what's to worry about?" replied the doctor. "You're a leopard, aren't you?"

"What's that got to do with anything?" replied the patient.

"My wife is a zebra.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 940 views

Behteen totka

Agr ap ko rona aa raha hu tu ap

aaeina dekh lein

ap ki hansi nikal jae gi
mazak k ilawa

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Student Miss Aapka Muun

Teacher: Batao woh kya cheez hai jisay tum roz dekh to saktay ho, Par Torr nahi saktay??

Student: Miss Aapka Muun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Miss Aap Ne Kal Mujhe Call Ki Thi

Pappu-
Miss Aap Ne Kal Mujhe
Call Ki Thi

Teacher-
Main Ne To Koi
Call Nahi Ki

Pappu-
To Phir Mere Mobile
Pe Kyu Likha Tha
1 Miss call..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bahar Ka Mat Khana

Ek bar ek ladka samosa ke bich ke aalu ko kha raha tha aur bahar ke hisse ko phek raha tha.

Dushra dost usse poochta hai ke tum samose ke sirf aalu ko kyun kha rahe hoo?
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Pehla: Doctor ne mujhe bahar ke chejo ko khane se mana kiya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shadi ki 20ven Anvrsry pr

Shadi ki 20ven Anvrsry pr husbnd gehri soch me thaWife: Kia soch rhe ho?

Husb: Kia tmhn yad hy k kb tmhre bap ne hme date pr pkra tha 0r gun point pr mjhe kaha tha k ya to mri beti sey shadi kro ya 20 sal k liye Jail jao Wife smiles: Yes

Husb: agr men sahi faisla krta to Aj Azad ho jata.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)