Thank you for calling ufone

Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.
Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &
put warid sim.
Thank you for calling ufone.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 526 views
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