pathan
1 Pathan TV par bomb rakh kar Pakistan Final match dekh raha tha
.
Bewi ne pocha: Yai kis lie
.
Pathan: Agar yai haar gayi tu pori team ko bomb se ura donga.
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 839 views
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