2 4 jho0t aur bi
Har khushi teri taraf mod dun,
tere lye chand tare tak tor dun,
khushiun k darwaze tere lye khol dun,
itna kafi hai ya 2,4 jhoot aur bi bol dun
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 846 views
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