A phatan joined Army A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.

Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?

Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 806 views

Aik pathan hotel mein

Aik pathan hotel mein kamra lene ke liye reception Par mojood clerk se behas kar raha tha
Clerk dekhiye janab Koi kamra khali naheen hai

Pathan: Agar wazire azam aa jayein tu kia onnhein kamra do ge?

Clerk: kion naheen!

Pathan: phir mujhe woh kamra de doKion ke wazire azam tu naheen aa rahe aaj

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pichi baar bhi tum 500

Judge:-pichi baar bhi tum 500 rupyee churaane ke ilzaam main pakde gaye the.

Chor:-huzur,500 rupyee s kitne din kaam chalaya ja sakta hai?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Something Special For His Birthday

It was Jim's birthday, and he was considered to be an "old man" by his friends standards. So, to liven him up a bit, Jim's friends decided to give him something special for his birthday. They bought him a hooker.

The call girl, as she preferred to be called, went to his house and knocked on the door. When Jim answered, she said "Hi I'm your birthday present!"

Startled, he asked "What am I supposed to do with you?"

"I'm yours for super sex," she answers.

So Jim replied "Well, I'm 75 years old so I'll have the soup."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Buhat dair k baad train chali

Bahut der k baad train chali.Muslim bola_ya Ali !
Hindu bola_ jai bajrang bali.Ek sardar bola_kya
Ali,Kya
Bali?Ullu k pattho, Train to baju wali Chali

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek Clinic k aage lambi line thi,

Ek Clinic k aage lambi line thi,

1Aadmi bar-bar line me ghusta tha,
par log usko pakar k piche phek dete the
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Admi:”Lage raho,

Saalo clinic hi nahi kholunga”. :D

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)