Lady to waiter

Lady excuse me waiter ye samny tabel wala boy mujhe peshan kar raha hai?
Waiter:lakin wo to ap ko dekhta tak nai.
Lady:yahi to pareshani hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 740 views
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