When do u buy this scooty

Manager: When do u buy this scooty.

Staff: Yesterday when I was standing in the bus station at night a girl came in scooty,
stopped in front of me and said sit and took me in the dark place where she took of her clothes and said take whatever u want.
I took the scooty what can I do with her clothes.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 638 views
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