Funny
Caller: hello Pizza Hunt ??
Pizza Hunt: yes sir
Caller: 1 large pizza, 2 small pizza aur ek coke
bhejo
Pizza hunt: Kiske naam pe bheju sir ?
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Caller: Allah ke Naam pe dede baba… :P:
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 855 views
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