Bad temper problem
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such
a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with
people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 550 views
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