Different Opinion
Basanti : Ek baat batani hai, par please muje marna nahi. Veeru: Bolo. Basanti: Mein Pregnant hu! Veeru: It's a very good News. Basanti : Shadi se pahle pitaji ko bataya tha to bahut maar padi th ...
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 742 views
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Santa ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gaya tha
abhi tak wapis nahi aaye:-(
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Ek Baar Santa Ne Ek Chhote Bache Se pucha- Apke Papa Ka Kya Naam He.?
Bacha Bola- Abhi Naam Nhi Rakha,
Bas Pyar Se Papa-Papa Kehte
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Husband :Ofce M Bzi Hu
Tum Kia Kar rahi ho?
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by A. Sami (few years ago!)
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Agar tum mil jao “Kamana chor denge hum!”
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girl : if you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi boy : lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai girl : i know per formality to karni hi padegi
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Pappu Aur Uska Dost Golu Ek Shadi Mein Gaye,
To Golu Ke Man Mein Ek Sawal Aya Aur Usne Pappu Se Puchha
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Pappu Ne Kuch Der Socha Aur Jawab Diya
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 sardar bus main betha
us k samnay 1 molvi beth gia
sardar dar gia or bola "molana saab tusi dum darood walay oo yha bumb barood walay?"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
2 pathan jahaz pr safar kr rahe thay.
2 ghante ki flight thi, achanak inhain intercom pr pilot ki awaaz sunai di.
Pilot: "Hum ne apna aik engine kho diya hai, magr fikr ki koi baat nahi hai. Kyun k 3 engine abhi baqi hain. Bs flight 2 k bajae 3 ghante taveel ho jae gi."
Aadhe ghante baad pilot ne phr intercom pr kaha k
"hum 1 or engine kho chuke hain, lekin fikr ki koi baat nahi. Abhi 2 baqi hain. Bs flight 1 ghanta mazeed late ho jae gi".
Is pr 1 pathan ne doosre se kaha,
"kya bakwaas ae khocha, agar am aakri 2 engine b kho diye to shayad sara din isi jahaz mai bethay rahen ge."
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Punjaban: Maa aaj mai nay 1 larkay
ko bewaqoof banaya
Maa: woh kaisay ?
Punjaban : may nay uss ka 500 ka
note aapni sandle may chupa lia aur
woh 2 ghantay tak meri braizer may
dhondta raha
by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)
aaj mere paas mobile hai, no hai, battery hai, balance hai, tumahre pass kya hai? agar hai koi msg to bhejo.. agar nahi to mobile becho.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)