Different Opinion
Basanti : Ek baat batani hai, par please muje marna nahi. Veeru: Bolo. Basanti: Mein Pregnant hu! Veeru: It's a very good News. Basanti : Shadi se pahle pitaji ko bataya tha to bahut maar padi th ...
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 602 views
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Ek Aadmi Ko Din Mein Sote Hue Ek Machhar Ne Kaata.
Aadmi Hairan Hote Hue Machhar Se Bola: “Tum To Raat Ko Aate The?”
Macchar Ne Kaha: “Kya Karoon Saahab Ghar Mein Maan-Baap Bimaar Hai Ek Choti Bahan Hai Jiski Shadi Karni Hai Ladke Walon Nai Dahej Mein Ek Liter Khoon Maanga Hai Isliye Overtime Karna Pad Raha Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Old Version:
Men are from Mars,
Women are from Venus..
but the
Newer Version:
Men are from earth.
Women are from earth.
Deal with it.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek baar santa ko nakli bidi pite dekh banta bola: Yaar, bidi se dhua kyun nahi nikal raha?
Santa: Are bewkuf, dhua kaha se aayega, ye CNG bidi hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
AEk Aadmi rozy nhi rkhta tha. Us k peer ne kaha tum roza rakho me wada krta hoon roz tumhari aek Dua qubool hogi.
Us ne roza rkha. Sara din barri mushkil se guzara.
Sham ko roza khol k peer k paas chla gya.
... Peer ne kaha maango kya mangte ho?
Wo bola peer sahb subha EID karwa dou.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
4 Pathan janaze ko tezi se le k qabron
k uper se guzar rahe thayAdmi:
Oye sharam karo!
Neeche qabrein hain.
Pathan: To opar kon sa hm ne VCR othaya hoya aye?
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?
Pathan:
4
Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?
Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Heights of "Kuch Bhi"Teacher: Agar 1 aam ki daali
par 10 kele lage hain,aur unn mein se 7 amrud tod
liye toh kitne angoor bache..??...Student: Sir 9
HathiTeacher: Waaah tumhe kaise pata chala..??
Student: Sir kyunki main aaj Lunch mein Gobi ki
sabzi laya huMoral: Rozana brush karo warna petrol
mehnga ho jayega..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa 100 ke note par likha number dial kar raha
tha.
Banta – Ye tum kya kar rahe ho?
Santa – Yar me dekh raha
hu ki Gandhiji to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske
paas
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dukandar ek aurat ko kapre dikha
dikha k thak gaya
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akhir bola, mujhe afsos hai apko koi
kapra pasand nahi aaya
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Aurat: Koi baat nahi mai to wese bhi
sabzi lene aayi thi :P:P
by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)