Mari shadi main ao ge

Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Mai Aaoge Na?
Banta-Mai Un Logo Mai Se Nahi,
Jo Musibat Ke Waqt Dost ko Akela Chhod De.
Main Zarur Aaunga.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1283 views
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