Mari shadi main ao ge
Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Mai Aaoge Na?
Banta-Mai Un Logo Mai Se Nahi,
Jo Musibat Ke Waqt Dost ko Akela Chhod De.
Main Zarur Aaunga.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 946 views
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