Accident hua

Accident hua, bheed ho gayi! Santa ko age aane ka
mouka nhi mil raha tha! Santa chillaya- Hay mera
bapu! Sbne aage jaane diya... Dekha toh Kutta
mara pada tha...:

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 586 views
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A lady answered the door.

Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the Living Room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow Droppings onto the carpet.

"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful Vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this s**t!" exclaimed the eager salesman.

"Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady.

The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"

"There's no electricity in the house..." said the lady

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SNTA Radio Thik Karwane Gaya..
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Wapda Laya Naya Package

Dear Customr,

Ab”WAPDA”
Laya Naya Packeg.

“5 Ka 55?

Yani her ghnta 5mint Light jalane
Per 55mint Loadsheding
Bilkul Free.

Faaidy=
1-mobile charge na hone se balance ki bachat.

2-TV na dekhne se gunhaon se bachne k ziada amkanat.

3-Bijli jane pr sabar karne!se jannat mein jane k ziada amkanat.

4-Bijli ane pr shukar karne pr ALLAH k shukar guzar bandon mein shamuliat.

Ye Offr La Mhdud Muddat K Lye Hai

“WAPDA” or awaam ki GAALIAN hamesha ka sath” :p

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Bhikari (Aadmi say) bhayi do ropay ka sawal hai?
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
funny

100% Majedar joke
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3 Dost Diwali Ke Baad Mile
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1st :Mere Daddy 10,000 Ke Patake
Laaye,
Humne 3 Ghante Tak Bajaye,
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2nd: Mere Daddy 15,000 Ke Pataake
Laaye Thhe,
Humne 4 Ghante Tak Bajaye,
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3rd:Daddy Ghar Par Nahin Thhe…
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Toh Mera Bhai 5000 Ka Sirf Ek
Pataaka Laaya Aur Saari Raat Humne
Baari-Baari Bajayaa..;-P

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Mein Yamdoot Hoon

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Khan Sahb replied :

“LARKI KYON , NA JANE KYON

LARKON SI NAHI HOTI”.

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