Accident hua

Accident hua, bheed ho gayi! Santa ko age aane ka
mouka nhi mil raha tha! Santa chillaya- Hay mera
bapu! Sbne aage jaane diya... Dekha toh Kutta
mara pada tha...:

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 585 views
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