Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years. Bob had always want to go flying. The desire deepen each time a barn stormer flew into town to offer rides. Bob would ask, and Sue would say, "No way, ten dollars is ten dollars."

The years went pay, and Bob figured he didn't have much longer, so he got Sue out to the show, explaining, it's free to watch, let's at least watch. And once he got there the feeling become real strong. Sue and Bob started an arguement.

The Pilot, between flights, overheard, listened to they problem, and said, "I'll tell you what, I'll take you up flying, and if you don't say a word the ride is on me, but if you back one sound, you pay ten dollars.

So off they flew. The Pilot doing as many rolls, and dives as he could--heading to the ground as fast as the plane could go, and pulling out of the dive at just the very last second. Not a word. Finally he admited defeat and went back the airport.

"I'm surprised, why didn't you say anything?"

"Well I almost said something when Sue fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 667 views

Aaj Dua Qubool Ho Hi Gayi

Ek Pinjre Mein Kuch Tote Ek Toti Ko Chhed Rahe The.

Jabki Dusre Pinjre Mein Ek Tota Pooja Aur Dusra Tota Namaz Padh Raha Tha.

Malik Ne Socha: “Kitne Nek Tote Hain, Inke Pinjre Mein Toti Safe Rahegi”

Usne Toti Ko Nek Toton Ke Pinjre Mein Daal Diya.

To Pooja Karne Wala Tota Namaz Padhne Wale Tote Se Bola

Tota: “Utho Khan Sahab Dua Qubool Ho Gayi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A pathan said to his friend

A pathan said to his friend:
“mujhy smajh nahi aati k log
maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?
Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

English Ki Aisi Ki Taisi

Maa Ne Pappu Ke Jyada T.V. Dekhne Se Ek Din Pareshan Aakar Usko Bola

Maa: “Tu Hamesha Tv Kyun Dekhta Rehta Hai ?”

Pappu Haste Hue Bola: “To Kya Fridge Dekhu?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Math Problems

Young Larry stopped by the corner grocery store and read the following list to the clerk:

10 pounds sugar at $1.25 a pound

4 pounds coffee at $1.50 a pound

2 pounds butter at $1.10 a pound
2 bars soap at $.83 each

"How much does that come to?" asked Larry.

"Twenty-two dollars and thirty-six cents."

"If I gave you three ten dollar bills, how much change would I get?" said the boy.

"Seven dollars and sixty-four cents," stated the clerk who appeared to be irritated by all the questions.

Larry said, as he disappeared through the door, "I don't want to buy the items...that's our arithmetic lesson for tomorrow, and I needed some help with it."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Blonde in pain

A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because everypart of her body hurt.The Doctor looked concern & said,"show me where."

The Blonde touch her own arm and screamed,"ouch!"she looked at the doctor and said "see?It hurts everywhere!"

The doctor laughed and said ,"Don't worry ;it's not serious.You have just got a broken index finger."

by Hassan Ali (few years ago!)