Aap Pagal Ho

Ap”P.A.G.A.L” ho . . . . Ghussa nahi krna
mere pas proof hai k ap P.A.G.A.L
ho . . . . . . . P=pyare A=ache G=Great
A=anmol L=lovley kaha tha na PAGAL
ho

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!) / 546 views
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