Zubaida Appa k English Totkay
Zubaida Appa k English Totkay
IF YOU ARE IN LOVE:
. Make the best of it
. Dont doubt anything
. Enjoy it because nothing lasts 4ever
IF YOU JUST BROKE UP:
. Don cry! Remember that u had a gud time!
. Never stay alone! Your friends are there
. Hug more people
. Stop listening to sad music! It only make things
worse.
IF YOU ARE SINGLE:
. Hang out with friends n family
. Try looking for someone who u think is the best
for u!
IF YOU ARE MARRIED..
. GAME OVER dear!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1048 views
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