Jithe di khoti othe e aan khaloti
Teacher:
Parveen Shakir k is misre
ki Tashreeh karo..
“Wo jahan b gya lota to mere
pas aya”
Sardar:
“jitthay Di Khoti Otthay Aan
khaloti….
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