Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to
Pappu use ghur raha tha.!
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Wife romantic hokar: Kuch karne ka irada hai
kya.......?.?
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Pappu usko thappad maar ke bola:
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Kamini Mere garam pani se kyu nahayi..?? :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 562 views

public toilet

RAAZ public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha

"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai
or Tm yha bethe ho?

RAAZ niche likh aaya "Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rhe he

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

facebook status

molvi: Do you agree to change ur facebook status
from Single to Married ???
Boy: yes yes yes
Girl: yes yes yes
Molvi: you are now husband and wife , you may now
upload ur wedding pics and don’t forget to tag
me..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Darne Ki Kya Bat Hai?

Ek Admi Kabar Par Betha Tha
Musafir Ne Pucha Dar Nahin Lagta?

Admi: Darne Ki Kya Bat Hai?
Ander Garmi Lag Rahi Thi To Bahar Aa Gaya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar
2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han
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3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho.....
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wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
to 3 pathan kehta ha
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itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga :D

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

dictation test

A Pathan teacher gives dictation test to students,

Last bench students:

We are not able to hear you SIR,

Pathan : “OK I’LL WRITE ON THE BOARD .,..,..,..,!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)