Wife: Darling today is our
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 980 views
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Larki nahane gai kapre utare darwaza
baja boli=KON? Jawab aya=POSTMAN kapre
pehen k letter liya phir nahane gai kapre
utare darwaza baja boli=KON? Jawab aya=DHOBI
kapre pehen k dhobi se hisab kiya phir nahane
gai kapre utare darwaza baja phir boli=KON?
Jawab aya=PAPPU(parosan ka beta hay.ANDHA hay)
larki ne socha kya farq parta hay kapre nahi
pehenti aise he chali gai darwaza khola PAPPU
ne mithai di boli=kis khushi me PAPPU=meri
Ankhein theek hogayeen.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Hitler during his speech:
” There is no word of ” Impossible” in my dictionary.”
Sardar: te mama tu dekh k leni c.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy: Papa mjhe Nokrani se pyar hy Mei us se shadi kronga.
Major Rohail: Nokarani ko rani banane ka na socho.
Boy: Kyu?
Major Rohail: Yehi galti mei ne b ke thi beta.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar ki Biwi ka rang kala tha
Biwi ne Red Colour ki sarhi pehni or Sardar se pucha
Me kesi lag rhi hn
Sardar muskuraty huwy bikul CHRIS GAYLE
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Once More Frnds
Aaj To Maa Ne Bhi Saaf Bol Diya,
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"Beta,Wife Aisi Lana Jo Facebook Na
Use Karti Hon,
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Ghar Mein Aur Kuch Kaam Bhi Hote Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."
After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Police-Tumhara dost kese mara
Sardar-Pata nahi wo bola mere pet
me chuhe kud rahe he “to mene usko chuhe marne ki dawa khila di.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Roger Fedrer:
I’ve Great Knowledge Abt Tennis,
U Can Ask Anything.
Sardar: Ok Tell Me,
How Many Holes Are There In The Net
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
"The life is so short even to complete your sleep, I wonder how people find to study"
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(William kaamchor )
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Advise of a dentist
Treat your girlfriend
like a tooth brush.
Don’t let anybody else use it
&
Changed it every 3 months.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)