Husband: u will never succeed
Husband: u will never succeed in making that dog obey u!
Wife: Nonsense its only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 776 views
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FARAZ K Ghar Gayee
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&
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)