Eid Mubarak
1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila Jis par likha tha,,
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"Eid Mubarak"
PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola "khair Mubarak" ;p :
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 978 views
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