Boss :Where Were You Born ?
Sardar:Punjab
Boss :Which Part ?
Sardar :Kya Which Part ? Whole Body Born In Punjab

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1010 views

Gas Ki Problem

Lady to Doctor: Mujhe Gas ki
problem hai par achhi baat ye hai ki meri gas me na BadBu aati hai na Awaaz.

Aap k clinic me bhi 20 dafa gas chhod chuki hu par kisi ko pata nahi chala..

Doctor: "Ye Dawa lijiye aur 1 week baad aayiye" .(1 week baad) .

Old Lady:"Aap ne mujhe kya dawa de di? Meri gas me ab bhi aawaz nahi aa rahi par

bahut Zehrili Badbu aa rahi hai" .
Doctor:"Good..! Aapki Naak theek ho gayi hai Ab hum aap k KAAN ka ilaaj karenge....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Car ka accident

Police: aapki car ki accident kaise hua?
Santa: woh to mujhe bhi pata nahi hai sir. tab main
so rahaa tha?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mr. Anderson: I am very lucky.

Mr. Anderson: I am very lucky. When I talk with my wife, she always bows her head.

Mr. Smith: Why?

Mr. Anderson: Because she is taller than me.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher to Boy

Teacher to Boy :
Kal absent kyon the tum ??

Boy : Ma'am, aap ke kehne par, main
"The Dirty Picture" dekhne gaya tha .. ....

Teacher : Kya ??
Maine aisa kab kaha tumse ???

Boy : Ma'am, aap hi ne toh kaha tha, Bachcho,
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'VIDYA' me mann lagaao.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pappu: Papa Papa, Mujhe Naya

Pappu: Papa Papa, Mujhe Naya Cycle Dila Do Na ??
Papa: Roz Ke Roz Kuch Nayi Demand, Jaake Chup Chap Padhai Karo !!
Pappu (Gusse Se): Accha Toh Aap Nahi Dilaoge ?? Soch Lo
Papa: Kaha Na Abhi Nahi….
Pappu: Thik Hai Toh Kal Ramleela Maidan Mein Mileinge…..
Papa: Matlab
Pappu: Gandhigiri and Annagiri Zindabad

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)