Dimagh
Dimagh jisam ka sab se ahm hisa hai, ye 24 ghante active rahta hai.
Ye paida se le kar us waqt tak kam karta hai jab tak shadi na hu jae
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 828 views
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