Memon: Pent Ki Silai Kitni Hy?
Tailor: Rs. 150.
Memon: Nekar Ki?
Tailar: Rs. 50.
Memon: Ok.
Nikar Hi See De
Par Lmbai Pairon Tk Rkhna……

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 759 views

A Cat's Dictionary

Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.

Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.

Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.

Human being: Automatic door opener for cats.

Purrpetual: Everlasting love for domesticated felines.

Purrson: A male kitty.

Purrpetual motion: A kitty playing.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aaj Insaniyat Se Vishwas Uth Gaya

Ek Ghar Mein Chor Ghusa
Jaise Hi Tijori Todne Laga Uspe Likha Tha

Todne Ki Jarurat Nahi Hai, Button Dabao Apne Aap Khul Jayegi.

Chor Ne Jaise Hi Button Dabaya, Zor Se Alarm Baja Aur 2 Minute Mein Security Guards Ne Use Pakad Liya

Police Aayi, Inspector Ne Chor Se Puchha

Inspector: “Apni Safayi Mein Kuch Kahna Chahoge?”
Chor Rote Hue: “Sirf Itna Hi Ki, Maa Kasam Aaj Insaniyat Se Vishwas Uth Gaya“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa: Hamare Desh Ki Aausat

Santa: Hamare Desh Ki Aausat Mrityu Dar Kya H?

Banta: 100%.
Santa: Kaise?

Banta: Jo Paida Hota H, Wo Mar Hi Jata H.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Evil made a mother-in-law.

God thought that since
he couldn’t b everywhere
he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
he couldn’t be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Aadmi Kafi Der Se WAITER Ko

Aadmi Kafi Der Se WAITER Ko KHUJLI Karte Dekh Raha Tha

Aadmi Ne Use Bula K Pucha-KHUJLI H Kya

Waiter-SAAB, Agar Menu Me Likhi H To Zarur Milega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)