Wife to husband

Wife to husband: " What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"

Husband to wife: " Golfing with friends, my dear."

Wife to husband: " What ? At 2 am ? "

Husband to wife: " Yes, We used night clubs.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 967 views
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