Wife to husband: " What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"

Husband to wife: " Golfing with friends, my dear."

Wife to husband: " What ? At 2 am ? "

Husband to wife: " Yes, We used night clubs.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 967 views

Pathan ka raat ko Sigret

Pathan ka raat ko Sigret
peeny ko dil chaha

Har taraf Maachis dhoondi
per kahien ni mili

Aakhir na umeed ho k Mombatti bujha k so gya

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

A man and his dog

A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."

Bartender: "Yeah! Sure...go ahead."

Man: "What covers a house?"

Dog: "Roof!"

Man: "How does sandpaper feel?"

Dog: "Rough!"

Man: "Who was the greatest ball player of all time?"

Dog: "Ruth!"

Man: "Pay up. I told you he could talk."

The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out the door. Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says, "or is the greatest player Mantle?"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Zindagi mein 'GirlFriend'

Zindagi mein 'GirlFriend' banana bhi bahut zaruri hai..!
Kyu ki...
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"Zindagi mein KHUSHIYAN hi sab kuch nahi hoti..!!
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TENSION bhi zaruri hai..!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

active pasive me diff btao

Teacher: active pasive me diff btao

Studnt: active> tere mast mast 2 ne’en mere dil ka le gai chain

Passve> mere dil ka le gai chain tere mast mast 2 ne’en.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Doctor help me,

Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaazsunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)