Tum kis Khandan Se Ho?

Sir=Tum kis Khandan Se Ho?
Ladka=Janwaro k.
Papa Mujhe Ullu ka Pattha,
Mummy Mujhe Gadha,
Dadaji Sher ka Beta
Aur Dadi Bandar Kehti he

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 619 views
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