Pathan
PHATAN GHALTI SY SAMANDER ME GIR GIA .
DHOBTE DHOBTE US K HATH ME MACHLI AA GAI.
USAY PAKER KER BAHIR PHENKA OR KAHA
JAO TUM TU APNA JAAN BACHAO …
HAMARA ALLAH MALIK HAI.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 797 views
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