Shadi Ke Din Dulha Kya Sochta Hai?
Wedding Is The Only Day,
When A Boy Stand On The Stage,
And Watched Other Girls Dressed Beautifully And Think
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“Itne Din Yeh Sab Kaha Mar Gayi Thhiiii……“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1157 views
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